I was getting the girls dressed one morning when I distinctly heard Matthew calling Darth Vader from his Star Wars Lego game a douche. His exact words were- " He is such a DOUCHE!!!" Ummmmm................... My bad.
He totally got that from me. Douche is probably one of my favorite swear/ but not really a curse word. It can be changed and twisted in so many ways. Douchenozzle, douchecanoe, doucher, douchebutt etc. *** Sigh***
This is probably a horrible thing to admit, but I'm going to miss using the word douche. But I really can't take the chance that Matthew will someday call someone a douche on the playground someday. So I need to clean up my language a bit. Or at least get more inventive with kind of/ almost swear words.
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