Saturday, July 03, 2010

Ultimate Bedwetting Denial


Matthew woke up this morning covered in pee.

When Kevin said something about to Matthew about him accidentally peeing the bed, Matthew became indignant.

"I did NOT pee my bed. I NEVER pee my bed. It must of been Phoebe. She snuck in my room in the middle of the night and peed all over my bed. That is what happened. I NEVER pee my bed. "

That is Matthew's story and he's sticking to it. Not even when he discovered Phoebe slept most of the night in my bed or that Phoebe was 100% dry when she woke up this morning. According to Matthew it absolutely had to be Phoebe. No ifs, ands, or buts.

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