Phoebe: Another sucker!!!Me: No more candy Phoebe. You've had enough Halloween candy.
(Phoebe's eyes well up with tears and she starts sobbing while looking at me accusingly...)
Phoebe: You no love me!!!!! I need my Daddy. Daddy makes his Phoebe happy and gives his Phoebe candy....
Phoebe then storms off to her room wailing about this grave injustice and my lack of love for her since I've been cruel enough to refuse her candy.
Apparently I've been cast in the role of evil tyrant mother and Kevin gets to be the handsome prince to save his precious Phoebe. ( Insert eye roll here)
Kevin is seriously soaking up the knight in shining armor love around here lately...
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