Carnivore

Me: Matthew and Phoebe, I need you both to eat your veggies please.

Phoebe: Cheese? I love cheese.

Me: No. Vegtables. Not cheese.

Matthew: WHAT?!!!! Vegtables!! Vegtables! What do you expect from me?! I'm just a carnivore!!!!

(muttering under his breath): Vegtables.... she's got to be kidding me.

There is an element of truth to what he claims. He loves meat over anything. Give him some salami or steak and he'll be a happy boy.